Friday, June 02, 2006
EventfulSometimes, when you're just about halfway into the ups and bumps of life, it reveals essential things before you. Lessons and learning points, people and places, placed in front of you for a sole purpose, a particular meaning noone but yourself is able to comprehend, to experience and share your common emotions.
today i have come to yet another important realisation:
nush is snotiful.i feel so very proud of myself, for being so capable as to grasp such key details at a mere fifteen years of age, surpassing but any average individual. i can only blame my bulbous brain matter for possessing such wit and astuteness. it is with great pleasure that i come forth to share my knowledge with you, do not be taken aback by my generosity.you see, nush is but far from that demure, sweet innocent child you think she is. yes, you have to look deeper, and you will see that hunger, that thirst and desire she has for biting you. SHE IS LETHAL.today, just approximately 349545035 seconds ago, she had the sudden urge to bite. and she grabbed my plastic bag (full of merchandise from our earlier shopping escapade) , mustered up all that hatred, converted it into sudden bursts of energy and started chewing, and tearing, and rampaging... (ugh), it got more salivary by the second. just then, a PUL (Poor, Unfortunate Lass, pronounced "puh-ool") came by and placed her arm on the bag.LO, AND BEHOLD, the PUL's delicate arm got soaked in the pool of snot. oh but what a terrible misfortune!!this lesson is a crucial learning point for all you children out there. never speak to strangers.sometimes, just sometimes, sometimes like now, i marvel at my abiltity of being able to dish out compliments so freely and not holding back. my mummy'd be so proud of me. THE TAO HUI GIRL HAS SET FOOT ON SINGAPORE LAND.welcome home.
turned on by
Estella;
11:04 PM`
