Wednesday, February 15, 2006
HAPPY VALENTINES' DAY! <3all you single people out there
BE GRATEFUL:)you have no idea how risky it is having a boyfriend!
A) what if when you're kissing frantically and his braces cut into your gums and you start bleeding and you get ulcers. then you'll have to spend money on bongela.
B) or what if your aiming skills suck and you collide into each other and you bang your teeth into his nose instead and he becomes permanently disfigured for a crooked nose. then you'll have to pay for his plastic surgery fees.
C) what if when you're on a date you start hiccuping like crazy and you've to spend the rest of the day drinking water. and buying water for your date to drink while he watches you drink water.
D) what if you've got sweaty palms. then you'll have to spend money buying him gloves.
E) what if he's about to whisper something mushy to you and you suddenly fart. then you've to pay money to master the art of odourless-farting.
F) or if he opens his mouth and it reeks of garlic and cheese. then you'll have to buy him listerine strips. and a toothbrush.
i so dont get mushy things!
haha okay so yesterday me and prune and loin and limei went to bugis to walk walk.
loin was going around like some nut holding that bouquet of roses and singing twinkle twinkle stars while shaking vigorously.
I LURVE those tong-tong machines(whatever they're called) at bugis they're like the most exciting things ever created!! me and prune sat on the floor and went turning and turning for tofu-mans! oh i got pudding tofu and something else thats in japanese. june got princess tofu the lucky girl.
i went home on the 30 bus that was pretty crowded and this stupid couple probably just made a vow not to leave each other until someone dies they were hugging each other oh-so-tightly and blocking the passageway. and they swayed to and fro each time the bus turned and they kept knocking into the people around them. like me. i got elbowed a thrillion times. people are so weird sometimes.
and school's getting rather horrible these days:(
with NADPH(what on earth) and GALP and stupid S orbitals that look like doughnuts and ying yong wens and similar triangles that threaten to dominate the world. i dont even know how to switch on my graphic calculator thing.
im going nutsss. (i hate almonds)
okay here's something from brio (the real stuff!):
Nothing's more attractive than a confident single girl who truly loves Jesus and feels secure in who He's created her to be.
jesus is my valentine! :)
turned on by
Estella;
7:15 PM`