Wednesday, January 25, 2006
I ALMOST DIED TODAY.
seriously i was on the verge of crossing the borders of life and death. on the brink of um falling into the, the pits of darkness and never coming back again.
the crowd gasps in horror. "what happened? what happened?" they asked anxiously. hahaha.
I CHOKED ON A PEARL! (coughcough)
A BUBBLE TEA PEARL!
okay look picture estella ng, in her (im sorry) ugly maroon and yellow class, holding her almost-empty-milo-ice-blended-with-pearls.
and then, I SUCKED.
i sucked the straw..
well maybe a little too hard.
the next few events happened wayy too fast. BRACE YOURSELF.
one pearl flew up the orange (colour of the day) straw, and got stuck in my throat. it was probably blocking my healthy passage of oxygen supply.
COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH
i was gasping and gasping and gasping for breath i thought i was going to die.
and i was frantically flailing my hands up and down i looked like i was trying to fly.
gill was just going to ask me to lend her my math hw to copy when she witnessed me turning from beige to green to purple.
I ALMOST DIED IN GILL THE HILL'S HANDS! I ALMOST DIED BECAUSE, BECAUSE OF A PEARL!
goodness so anyways she held me and shook me and kept going "OHMYGOODNESSOHMYGOODNESSAREYOUOKAY?" i was coughing like a horse(wait do horses cough?) and then finally(thank God!) the pearl kindda disolved/melted/rolled down my throat.
SO I SURVIVED.
OMG I HAVE JUST SURVIVED A CALAMITY. its almost like SURVIVING A CARCRASH. OR, OR A TSUNAMI.
i feel so proud of myself.
if anyone of you see me in school, congratulate me okay. HAHAHA:DD
QUOTE OF THE DAY: life is precious. do not drink and drive. or um, drink and choke.

turned on byEstella;
7:43 PM`